Multiworld

Co takiego slysza przeciwnicy z Twoich ust nim dwureczny miecz przejedzie im po tulowiu? A kto powiedzial, ze to koniecznie musi byc bron biala? Na http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php mozesz sprawdzic swoj okrzyk^^

Oto co mi wyszlo:

Running on the mountains, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Seymour! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to beat you until you pee fire!!!"

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A na drugiego nicka:

Skulking along the tarmac, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Judash! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"


Hehe, to drugie mi sie bardziej podoba ;]

Who is that, running across the cliffs! It is Yuby, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Ale rzeźnia ^^

Prowling amidst the tarmac, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Distant! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to punch you so utterly, you will not be able to see straight!"



oraz na drugi nick

Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the freeway! It is U****, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace!!"


bardziej odkrywcze i bardziej mi sie podoba ^^

Co do Twojego drugiego okrzyku to do tego fuck pasowaloby by jeszcze tam dodac Make love, not war

Heh ; P
No niby prawda ^__^

Sprinting across the plains, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dzik! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to torment you so heinously, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

A to ten sam nick, ale po angielsku^^

Sprinting across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Wild Boar! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until war is peace!!!"

Seymour---> Niezły test^^

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Raflik, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!"

Raczej dziwne...

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the mountains! It is Mazoku, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He screams ominously:

"I'm going to smack you until armored tanks pull us apart!!"

To mi wyszło pod Noire

Lo! Who is that, skulking over the fields! It is Noire, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She screams apocalyptically:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I slice through beating hearts like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"


a to pod Ighaan ^_^

Skulking over the mountains, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ighaan! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you all the way to Bangladesh!!"


Bwahahaha,Seymour to jest genialne XDDDD


EDIT:

A to se jeszcze z imieniem zrobiłam

Stalking out of the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Natalia! And she gives a cruel cry:

"This one's for you, mom! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"


<tarza sie po podłodze ze śmiechu>

Też z imienia:

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the fields! It is Jerzy, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm seriously going to torment you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!"

^^

Hehehe... kapitalne!

Skulking amidst the candy store, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Irian Baratai! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to pummel you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"

A z innych nicków:

"I'm going to brutalize you like a first grade teacher!" ^__^

"I'm going to bruise you to the moon and back!!"

"I'm going to fuck you like it's a new extreme sport!!!" (?????!! I to jest okrzyk bitewny?! --"")

Z imienia:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!"

Jeszcze wariacja mojego imienia stosowana przez kumpli:

Running over the cliffs, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Pit! And he gives a mighty howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

No i moje imie:

Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is Piotrek, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you smell like barbeque, and dip you in uranium!!"

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the tundra! It is Gola_s, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you so forcibly, you will not be able to see straight!!"


Skulking through the fields, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Golas! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!"


Running along the terrain, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Zbrojmistrz! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you shit molton lava!"


Striding across the desert, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Zbrojmistrz!! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to beat you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"


Muwhahahaahaaaaa!!!!

Fajowiutkie ale szkoda, że tylko jeden okrzyk na jeden nick

A oto mój opis ^^

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the terrain! It is Pico, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

A tu jeszcze jeden pomysł...

Prowling through the freeway, swinging a meaty axe, cometh White Purgatory Soldier! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to punch you so thoroughly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

i
kolejny

Stalking across the tundra, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Born From Shadow! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you until you're bright blue!!"


...

ech... tak można by w nieskończoność...

Odrobiny polityki nie zaszkodzi:

Sprinting over the freeway, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Lech Wałęsa! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

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Rampaging out of the tarmac, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrzej Lepper! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, it will be a new form of crime!"


Hehe, Ci panowie to chyba jakies niemoralne propozycje tu skladaja:>